font of useles knowledge & meaningless information

it'cold and wet

2009-09-25T17:18:31Z

and i have to unpack but there is lots of alchohal and catching up tonight....i don't know if i am just so use to moving o may be i'm just wierd but i am definatly not flipping out the way alot of the rest are...could be i'm old too...i gotta find some socks my toes are cold

so i'm in iraq

2009-05-07T08:00:46Z

and it's hot...a 90 degree day is cool now....and yes it's boring most of the time...and frustrating putting up with skirts playing dress up in daddies unform(not all the skirts are female btw)...thats it...i'm either pulling guard duty, driving a hmmv or sitting behind the gun...next time we will discuss the drunk butterfly i tried to interogate

sorry i've been a bit busy

2008-11-23T18:35:21Z

haven't had much time to sketch let alone post...everybody in the unit have pretty much decided i remind them of hammy the squirrel from over the hedge...they have shortened it to just squirrel....this sketch happened when i was bored and freezing on some range (m-4 i think) on the back of a target...since then i have started drawing combat squirrel but don't have anything scaned in yet...when that happens beware of combat squirrel attacks...there have been a couple already at the barracks

stolen from umm...

2008-11-17T22:17:13Z

shoot i don't even remember what the rules were

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) Favorite band to listen to when you're mad?
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30) Do you swear a lot?
31) Biggest pet peeve?
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
34) Favourite and least favourite food?
35) Do you believe in God?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

swiped from 2teensmom

2008-08-07T16:24:38Z

Only two rules:
You must answer yes or no.
You may not explain unless someone asks

1. Taken a picture naked? Yes

2. Made money illegally? No

3. Had a one night stand? Yes

4. Been in a fist fight? Yes

5. Slept with your best friend? Yes

6. Had sex in a public place? Yes

7. Ditched work to have sex? No

8. Slept with a member of the same sex? Yes

9. Seen someone die? No

10. Ran from the police? No

11. Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? No

12. Worn your partners unmentionables? No

13. Fallen asleep at work? Yes

14. Used toys in the bedroom? Yes

15. Ran a red light?, Yes

16. Been fired? No

17. Been in a car accident? Yes

18. Pole danced or done a striptease? No

19. Loved someone you shouldn't? Yes

20. Sang karaoke? No

21. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes

22. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Yes

23. Caught someone having sex? Yes

24. Kissed a perfect stranger? Yes

25. Shaved your partner? No

26. Given your private parts a nickname? Yes

27. Ever gone in public without underwear? Yes

28. Had sex on a roof top? No

29. Played chicken? No

30. Mooned/flashed someone? Yes

31. Do you sleep naked? No

32. Blacked out from drinking? No

33. Felt like killing someone? Yes

34. Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No

35. Been with someone because they were in a band? No

36. Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? Yes

37. Shot a gun? Yes

38. Gone outside naked? Yes

Writer's Block: In the Event of a Zombie Emergency

2008-07-29T17:15:22Z

Are you prepared for a zombie outbreak, or are you just going to wing it?

View 500 Answers

wing it of course because if you get all prepared for the zombies they won't come...it will be locusts or giant tomatoes...best thing to do is keep some basics on hand and practice on annoying neighbors ;)

may i please kill the warehouse workers after i'm not so sore

2008-07-25T12:26:20Z

oh pleeeeze...normally i don't unload the trucks...but it was just a small grocery truck not a big deal right...first thing you should know if you've never done it is that palet jacks have no breaks but can lift up to 5500lbs...next thing is that the docks are sloped so it is easier to get those palets moving out of the truck with enough speed to get over the lip and into receiving and the more you empty the truck the more distance that palet has to pick up speed and momentum(yup that last palet i pulled made all those physics principals i had ignored in class start laughing at me)...then you apply the breaks (huh right all 115 lbs of breaking mechanism oh me oh my) and put said palet somewhere and go get the next one...the first palet was easy...light weight and short distance...then we had not one but two (i wasn't the pulling i swear, no really they where huge drink palets i took one look and wimped out) badly stacked and badly wrapped(one layer of shrink wrap is not enough for a drink palet anyway even a well stacked one) so yeah i was in the middle of cleaning that up nothing burst luckily...needless to say i was a sweat ball after all was said and done wondering why i had bothered to shower befor coming to work and of course i forgot to pick up pain killers (aka beer) on my way home...ah well that'll learn me now i have to use 10 yr old single malt scotch oh woo is me

death to all rodents

2008-06-20T22:04:26Z

or at least the squirrles that live in my neighbors tree since i think it was those miscreants that not only dug into my cilantro an basil(which seem to have survived) but got ahold of and ate my 1st almost ready to pick strawberry (okay it was still green but i swear it had a tiny spot of pink on it)...maybe i should borrow a 50 cal from the armoury...
yes i got the gardening bug...yes it came a little late but thisis now looking like thisthe only plants doing well are the ones i bought already sprouted (2 strawberries, a zucchini, a yellow squash and a cantalope, okay maybe not so well the cantalope) the tomatoes are still seedlings and i don't think that will ever change, the red papper and cucumbers are doing well and the lettuce & mesclune mix has come up and is doing well...i should at least get to enjoy some green salad befor i leave

katrionakeg @ 2008-06-15T20:11:00

2008-06-16T00:14:23Z

HAPPY DAD'S DAY TO ALL YOU FATHERS OUT THERE

Vatican: It's OK to believe in aliens

2008-05-14T18:52:05Z

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24598508/

WELL THAT ABOUT COVERS IT

hmmm

2008-03-12T10:42:50Z

What Your Soul Really Looks Like

You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort.

You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.

You believe that people see you for how you are, not how you look. But deep down, you know that's not exactly true.

Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - and you'll textually enjoy it.

For you, falling in love is all about flirting and feeling playful. You couldn't fall in love with someone who took life too seriously.

Inside the Room of Your Soul

katrionakeg @ 2008-01-09T18:40:00

2008-01-09T23:43:37Z

I HATE WAITING

my bucket head and his new collar

2008-01-07T11:21:24Z

danm him why does he have to be so cute...hope he likes apartment living...we are taking his chair

that does it

2008-01-05T19:31:12Z

i am moving to tokyo and get a job with this company

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2008-01-04T144204Z_01_N04292141_RTRUKOC_0_US-PET-ALLOWANCE.xml

happy new years all

2007-12-31T11:06:14Z

have a blast

stay safe

blogthings is channeling my father

2007-12-29T00:03:49Z

You Are The Emperor

You are an authority figure, and other people look to you for what to do.

You are strong and powerful. Crossing you is not a good idea.

You have worked hard to get to your position, and you're not about to give it up to anyone.

Though you have a warrior heart, you are gentle to those who treat you well.

Your fortune:

In the near future, you need to be willing and able to defend those you love.

This may be the time for you to step up and be the authority figure to those around you.

It is time for you to be independent, to become your own person.

You may need to look at your relationship with your father, or your relationships as a father.

What Tarot Card Are You?

now this is wierd

2007-12-28T23:58:41Z

guess who my dads favorite pin up was

You Are Bettie Page

Girl next door with a wild streak

You're a famous beauty - with unique look

And the people like you are cultish about it

What Famous Pinup Are You?

great news

2007-12-26T18:25:13Z

i found a pet friendly 2bed,2bath for $495 a month
on craigslist.org

wonder what the job market is like in guam

grrrr

2007-12-19T11:48:43Z

the stupid web site for my school which is supposed to be oh so helpful has got to be the most convoluted technotard unfriendly piece of drivel that it has ever been my misfortune to have to navigate...oooh...must to go in and wait til my brain shrivels and talk to a body...all i got was 2 of my grades(the others aren't in yet) comp-B and math-S...i sucked on my amth placement so i had to take a pass/fail class...i'm guessing S is a pass...only guessing mind you...of course i did get all the extra credit and bet than 90's on the test so that should lead to a pass...i've been trying to figure out what i need to take next for my AS but so far no luck...requirements i thought i filled back in the hazy dark time aren't showing as filled...after trying to decifer the thing i think i may need more math...but it says i need science and english too....ohhh ams not happy...wants to enroll early so i can get all my classes on tues/thurs...ugh...grump, grump, grump

half way done

2007-12-16T23:03:21Z

half way done with studying the five chapters i need for the final...eeeeeek...tomorrow which starts an hour earlier than class usually does....ugh i just can't consentrate on sociology...i keep zoning...i am also half way done with the last fema certification i need...it's not really crutial but it's been sitting in the todo box sooo long...zoning out on that one too...looks like a long night of studying for me and chocolate coffee (unfortunately not spiked)

it's my anniversary

2007-12-13T21:03:55Z

1 year ago today at around 1600 i swore into the army national guard...one down 19 or more to go

i had 2 finals today and an eight page paper due...some party huh

just for fun
if you mispell annivercery like so

when you spell check you get these choices

anniversary, anniversary's, inversely, universe, university, anniversaries, adversary, universes, inverse, universe's, inverses, enforcer, unnerves

well ain't that a hoot

2007-12-08T02:35:19Z

swiped from 2teensmom

Your Score: True Neutral

54% Good, 48% Chaotic

Plane of Existence: The Outlands, "Plane of Concordant Opposition". Description: The plane between all other outer planes.

Examples of True Neutrals (Ethically Neutral, Morally Neutral)

Red XIII, "Nanaki" (FFVII)
Vincent Valentine (FFVII)
Cid Highwind (FFVII)
Mr. Spock
Linus Torvalds
Dr. Strangelove
Scott Evil
Batman
The Punisher
Switzerland
Canada

Not actively for or against anything. Has his or her own reasons for doing everything. Usually difficult to understand.

Will keep their word if in their best interest
May attack an unarmed foe
May use poison
May help those in need
May work with others
Indifferent to higher authority
Indifferent to organizations

True Neutral "Pure Neutral"
"Balancer"

Some neutral [people] commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They are of the true neutral alignment as described in Advanced Dungeons & Dragons.

A true neutral [person] sees good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. He advocates the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run.

Some true neutral [people] actively support balance in the world, and seek to avoid having any one side, law or chaos, good or evil, become too powerful over them or anyone else, and will work against whichever side is the most powerful. They tend to side with the underdog in any situation, and are often opportunistic in their actions.

True neutral is committed to the avoidance of extremes, and is non-judgemental.
Other Alignments and Tendencies (Tendenices are what you would more often sway towards; esp. for Neutrals):
0-39% Good, 0-39% Chaotic:Lawful-Evil

0-39% Good, 40-60% Chaotic: Neutral-Evil
0-39% Good, 61-100% Chaotic: Chaotic-Evil
40-60% Good, 0-39% Chaotic: Lawful-Neutral
40-60% Good, 61-100% Chaotic: Chaotic-Neutral
61-100% Good, 0-39% Chaotic: Lawful-Good
61-100% Good, 40-60% Chaotic: Neutral-Good
61-100% Good, 61-100% Chaotic: Chaotic-Good</i>

Link: The Alignment Test written by xan81 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

maybe it's time

2007-12-06T11:25:02Z

as far as i'm concerned it should never have been an issue in the first place..but hey i'm just a stupid pfc what do i know...and waisting money dealing with non issues is what we elect them for right??? so if you want to add your voice to the generals who have already signed it and consign that "don't ask don't tell" rubbish to the circular filing bin where it belongs here's the link

http://www.military.com/NewsContent/0,13319,157385,00.html?ESRC=army-a.nl

hey if we get rid of this now then they can use the money to take care of some thing more critical like preserving the triceratops grazing habitat

hmmmm

2007-12-05T12:09:58Z

John Glenn said

There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January.
In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January.
That's just one American city,
about as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq.

When some claim that President Bush shouldn't
have started this war, state the following:

a. FDR led us into World War II.

b. Germany never attacked us ; Japan did.
>From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost .
an average of 112,500 per year.

c. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea
North Korea never attacked us .
>From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost .
an average of 18,334 per year.

d. John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962.
Vietnam never attacked us.

e. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire.
>From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost ..
an average of 5,800 per year.

f. Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent.
Bosnia never attacked us .
He was offered Osama bin Laden's head on a platter three
times by Sudan and did nothing.
Osama has attacked us on multiple occasions.

g.. In the years since terrorists attacked us ,
President Bush has liberated two countries,
crushed the Taliban, crippled al-Qaida,
put nuclear inspectors in Libya , Iran , and, North Korea
without firing a shot, and captured a terrorist who
slaughtered 300,000 of his own people.

The Democrats are complaining
about how long the war is taking.

But Wait

It took less time to take Iraq than it took Janet Reno
to take the Branch Davidian compound.
That was a 51-day operation..

We've been looking for evidence for chemical weapons
in Iraq for less time than it took Hillary Clinton to find
the Rose Law Firm billing records.

It took less time for the 3rd Infantry Division and the
Marines to destroy the Medina Republican Guard
than it took Ted Kennedy to call the police after his
Oldsmobile sank at Chappaquiddick.

It took less time to take Iraq than it took
to count the votes in Florida!!!

Our Commander-In-Chief is doing a GREAT JOB !
The Military morale is high!

The biased media hopes we are too ignorant
to realize the facts

But wait!

There's more!

JOHN GLENN (on the Senate floor - January 26, 2004)

Some people still don't understand why military personnel
do what they do for a living. This exchange between
Senators John Glenn and Senator Howard Metzenbaum
is worth reading. Not only is it a pretty impressive
impromptu speech, but it's also a good example of one
man's explanation of why men and women in the armed
services do what they do for a living.

This IS a typical, though sad, example of what
some who have never served think of the military.

Senator Metzenbaum (speaking to Senator Glenn):
'How can you run for Senate when you've never held a real job?'

Senator Gl enn (D-Ohio):
'I served 23 years in the United States Marine Corps.
I served through two wars. I flew 149 missions.
My plane was hit by anti-aircraft fire on 12 different
occasions. I was in the space program. It wasn't my
checkbook, Howard; it was my life on the line. It was
not a nine-to-five job, where I took time off to take the
daily cash receipts to the bank.'

'I ask you to go with me . . as I went the other day...
to a veteran's hospital and look those men ..
with their mangled bodies . in the eye, and tell THEM
they didn't hold a job!

You go with me to the Space Program at NASA
and go, as I have gone, to the widows and Orphans
of Ed White, Gus Grissom and Roger Chaffee...
and you look those kids in the eye and tell them
that their DADS didn't hold a job.

You go with me on Memorial Day and you stand in
Arlington National Cemetery, where I have more friends
buried than I'd like to remember, and you watch
those waving flags.

You stand there, and you think about this nation,
and you tell ME that those people didn't have a job?

What about you?'
For those who don't remember
During W.W.II, Howard Metzenbaum was an attorney
representing the Communist Party in the USA

Now he's a Senator!

If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If you are reading it in English thank a Veteran.

were we ever this gulible

2007-12-01T22:54:48Z

yeah maybe a little...so i guess it was unfair to jump down their throats...but ya know what...today i just don't care...yeah that's a big red flag on the national pms alert system...and i'm betting it won't even be noticed by the kids from E795 so i'm not too worried about having to apologize...so really it's just more bitching under the cut

Everyone needs to take the time and read this. Just take a break from all your other stupid bulletins about who is gonna die or if your love life will suck for 7 years and be serious and do the right thing.

hi. my name is kat and i am sick. sick of seeing my battles and friends having their honor impinged by perpetuating lies simply because they are good people with good hearts and souls. and yes i've done it too but how can we condem others for lieing if we let these emotional vultures trick us into doing it ourselves? all they do is keep us from hearing those true cries for help and prove that you are willing slaves to lies. does it make you mad to be considered the whores of the emotionally bankrupt? does it make you mad to see how easily you are manipulated? i hope so because may then maybe you'll do the right thing and expose the lies for what they are instead of passively spreading your legs for those emotional rapists. come on mp's you took an oath to do the right thing no matter how hard now i'm calling you on it.

the only truth in the following is that it really does only take 10 seconds to check it out and expose a fraud

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/medical/dawson.asp

Everyone needs to take the time and read this. Just take a break from all your other stupid bulletins about who is gonna die or if your love life will suck for 7 years and be serious and do the right thing. Repost this or you have no soul seriously. A kid needs our help so do the right thing.
Hi. My name is Matt Dawson. I am 23 years old, and I have a large tumor on my brain and severe lung cancer. The doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. "The Make A Wish Foundation" has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is reposted. For those of you who repost, I thank you so much. But for those who don't repost it, I will still pray for you. Please, if you are a kind person, have a heart. Please, please, PLEASE REPOST THIS MESSAGE!

Matt Dawson
(678) 526-9450 Home
Please feel free to call me for anything.

*Hey, it won't cost you but 10 seconds of your life.